The Schtick Comic #23 – Retarded Jokes 1

Hello again (oops, repeated myself there for a second),

Non-repeated greetings is a “thing” I’m doing, but not a rule.  It is 100% dependent on my memory though since I’m not going to be checking up on myself or keeping any kind of a list or anything.  And, as I tell my wife every time she tells me “its ok you don’t have to do that”, I don’t HAVE to do anything.  Then I add, “I’ll DO whatever I WANT to DO” but that is just to get her going a little bit.  It doesn’t work anymore.  She’s seen that number quite a few times now.  The implication is, of course, that I do what I do because I want to and not because I have to.  I’m getting a little off topic here.  Not so much though that I’m going to start a new paragraph or anything.  Anyways, I will continue to provide an original greeting at the beginning of every message, not guaranteed.

There are a number of retarded jokes in the world.  I’m going to make fun of at least two of them.  Maybe more someday.  Today’s comic is the first in the series.