1. I’m a Big Fan – Introduction
2. How to Ask a Woman if She is Pregnant Without Getting Smacked – Comments
3. The Pastime of Trees – Sistine Chapels
4. The Whimsy of the Clock on the Tree – Humanity loves the caste system
5. Surprise – Comment
6. Artist Angst – Comment
7. Tie Problems – (Site of future passable prose)
8. Sexist – (Site of future poignant prose)
9. No Shirt No Shoes – Blonde joke considered
10. The Common Stickman – Blonde joke implemented
11. Bird Trap – Comic apologetics
12. Christmas Card – Advertising services
13. Cheap Christmas Gift – Comment
14. The Comic That Got Away – Comments
15. Camel – Inviting feedback
16. How to Make a Blue House – No rules
17. Say Hi For Me – About the previous comic and comments on this comic
18. Shades of White – Introduction of the unique greeting concept
19. I Love Pink Frilly Things – Pencil lead theory
20. I’m Pretty Much a Woman – Comments on the comic
21. Facial Hair – (nobody home)
22. Weather Report – Extensive Comments on the comic
23. Retarded Jokes 1 – I’ll DO whatever I WANT to DO
24. The Cop Cluster – Substituting synonyms
25. Watergate – Cheap trick
26. Retarded Jokes 2 – More retarded joke
27. Gay for a Second – Dear gay people
28. Year of the Dragon – China and Europe discuss what to call Europe’s first year
29. The Talk – Cool times
30. The Most Unhealthy Thing – Nothing to say
31. Safety Nut Thrill Seekers 1 – Comic N + 1
32. Safety Nut Thrill Seekers 2 – Excuses
33. Something Funny – Musing about greetings
34. Safety Nut Thrill Seekers 3 – Two unusual experiences
35. Wireless Networks – If babies knew how to use signs
36. Snowman – Human percussionist
37. The Drink – Stick that in your pipe and smoke it
38. Staring at Eyes – Further discourse on Eye Staring
39. Merry Mothers Day – Two not quite comics
40. Just Ring it Up – Exploring alternatives to “Cheers”
41. Panzer Jones – Literally “Wait for it…”
42. Panzer Jones Quizzed – Did Panzer Jones date?
43. Panzer Jones Picnic – Theories about what is going to happen in the white box
44. Unnecessary Solutions – Unrhymable names for girls
45. Safety Nut Thrill Seekers 4 – Electronic handshake and wave
46. Massage – Why is the sky blue
47. Self Defense for Grannies – Happy day of the year
48. What I’m Afraid Of – Grimm’s fairy tales
49. Pieces of Water – Dear Chemists
50. Night Faeries – Olympic athlete drug problem
51. Global Tech Support – My wife is sleeping on the couch right now
52. Proposed Wireless Network Names – If I was an autonomous robot
53. Crap Theory – The hug
54. The Aryan Race I – How’s it going, honestly
55. Pithy – Tubing Story
56. Math Party Halloween Costume – The Olympics (Day 15)
57. The Aryan Race II – Ever heard of Kiprotich?
58. The Aryan Race III – #Pazint Begins
59. Pre-buttered – Flash Mobs
60. Jones – Cheerleaders
61. poink poink – True story
62. Agoraphobia – I have something to say
63. Extreme Femenist – Grimm’s Fairy Tales: Rapunzel
64. Ending Like Email – Did Jeanne Calment count to a billion?
65. Willard and the popes Sixtus – and a little about Australia
66. Woolly Mammoths – Muslims vs Selfies
67. Viewpoint – Dame Chicken Chucksy of the House Chinchippy
68. Drive Like the Wind – My Eyes
69. Grandma Turns 100 – My cats have Aspergers
70. Right – Marriage game rules
71. Chameleons – Email Typo
N + 1. Ignorance – For when it is all over