Greetings: words to establish intent to communicate.
Now I am going to write a message to you,
I think that the very fact that you have received an email at all should be greeting enough. Inside the email there isn’t much point to adding another level of greeting. A greeting should establish the intent to communicate and also how formally you wish to interact with somebody. I suppose the arrival of an email doesn’t set a level of formality so maybe that doesn’t work. Well that settles nothing. Now I don’t know what I think about this. I bet some of you wish you could unread this paragraph. Well you can. Its called time travel and I totally believe it is possible.
Is there anything that doesn’t have something funny about it? I don’t know the answer to that. I’m looking into the holocaust to find out. I’ll let you know what I come up with.