Greetings: words to establish intent to communicate.

Now I am going to write a message to you,

I think that the very fact that you have received an email at all should be greeting enough.  Inside the email there isn’t much point to adding another level of greeting.  A greeting should establish the intent to communicate and also how formally you wish to interact with somebody.  I suppose the arrival of an email doesn’t set a level of formality so maybe that doesn’t work.  Well that settles nothing.  Now I don’t know what I think about this.  I bet some of you wish you could unread this paragraph.  Well you can.  Its called time travel and I totally believe it is possible.

Is there anything that doesn’t have something funny about it?  I don’t know the answer to that.  I’m looking into the holocaust to find out.  I’ll let you know what I come up with.