Jambo (Swahili greeting),

Retarded = relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development (synonyms: unintelligent, stupid).  A perfect fit for this joke I would say.

Here is another bonus retarded joke:

Joke teller: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?  (Maybe you do. Maybe you don’t.  It doesn’t matter.  There is no way to halt the telling of this joke.)  X number of white horses fell in the mud.

To joke teller: Did they? Well, that’s not a dirty joke. That’s dirty horses. Let me know when you can tell the difference and I’ll consider speaking to you again.

That’s all I’ve got for now.  I hope you enjoyed my Retarded Jokes series.  Its done.  Coming soon, a new series that I call Safety Nut Thrill Seekers.

Hello again (oops, repeated myself there for a second),

Non-repeated greetings is a “thing” I’m doing, but not a rule.  It is 100% dependent on my memory though since I’m not going to be checking up on myself or keeping any kind of a list or anything.  And, as I tell my wife every time she tells me “its ok you don’t have to do that”, I don’t HAVE to do anything.  Then I add, “I’ll DO whatever I WANT to DO” but that is just to get her going a little bit.  It doesn’t work anymore.  She’s seen that number quite a few times now.  The implication is, of course, that I do what I do because I want to and not because I have to.  I’m getting a little off topic here.  Not so much though that I’m going to start a new paragraph or anything.  Anyways, I will continue to provide an original greeting at the beginning of every message, not guaranteed.

There are a number of retarded jokes in the world.  I’m going to make fun of at least two of them.  Maybe more someday.  Today’s comic is the first in the series.