Jambo (Swahili greeting),
Retarded = relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development (synonyms: unintelligent, stupid). A perfect fit for this joke I would say.
Here is another bonus retarded joke:
Joke teller: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? (Maybe you do. Maybe you don’t. It doesn’t matter. There is no way to halt the telling of this joke.) X number of white horses fell in the mud.
To joke teller: Did they? Well, that’s not a dirty joke. That’s dirty horses. Let me know when you can tell the difference and I’ll consider speaking to you again.
That’s all I’ve got for now. I hope you enjoyed my Retarded Jokes series. Its done. Coming soon, a new series that I call Safety Nut Thrill Seekers.
Hello again (oops, repeated myself there for a second),
Non-repeated greetings is a “thing” I’m doing, but not a rule. It is 100% dependent on my memory though since I’m not going to be checking up on myself or keeping any kind of a list or anything. And, as I tell my wife every time she tells me “its ok you don’t have to do that”, I don’t HAVE to do anything. Then I add, “I’ll DO whatever I WANT to DO” but that is just to get her going a little bit. It doesn’t work anymore. She’s seen that number quite a few times now. The implication is, of course, that I do what I do because I want to and not because I have to. I’m getting a little off topic here. Not so much though that I’m going to start a new paragraph or anything. Anyways, I will continue to provide an original greeting at the beginning of every message, not guaranteed.
There are a number of retarded jokes in the world. I’m going to make fun of at least two of them. Maybe more someday. Today’s comic is the first in the series.